Thursday, May 07, 2009

Manny Ramirez Suspended 50 GAMES for Positive Drug Test



Breaking News: LA Dodgers slugger, all-time postseason home run leader and active grand slam HR leader Manny Ramirez tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and got suspended for 50 GAMES.

Didn't see this one coming, but can we really be surprised?

I wonder if the umpires are on steroids too. Fuggit fans might as well start taking steroids also. give them away on fan appreciation days. Getcha cold beer! Getcha cotton candy! Getcha free steroids! Every hit and home run everybody just FIGHT the shit out of each other AHHHH roid rage!!!!!

1 comment:

Coffee Maker said...

Manny seems to have so much talent, it's surprising that he felt the need to use; heck, it's surprising that he was dumb enough to use